Yes, He totally cares about your keys.
Ugh, it just seems so narcissistic to believe God will help you find your keys when there are people in the world who can’t get their hands the necessities of life. Why would God help you with your trivial concern, but not someone else dying of starvation? Why do you deserve his help, when others need it more?
I’d like to think that, if there is a God, he’s got way more important things to try and fix. If he prioritizes your keys over people dying, is he a God worthy of worship? Fuck no.